Porn Movies and Disney

The Geek and the Slut

I don't know how many times I've heard geeks complain about how difficult it is for them to get laid. My personal opinion has always been that it's not that the girls don't like them, they are simply doing it wrong. The geeks have never belied me or listened to my advice about how to get laid, but now I have evidence that supports my case.

Meet the geek and slut:

See what's wrong with the picture?
He's fondling the machine not the slut. A whole world of opportunities lies before him and he's more concerned with the copy than the real deal.

Finally!

I <3 Drugs

My new doctor have finally realized that I'm telling the truth about the pain I'm in, and that I need my painkillers to function. After months of pain and suffering I'm finally getting better and I can see the flash light at the end of the corridor. To top this off it also seems as if my husband is doing better. He's even looking for a new car. Not bad for a guy that has sent the last two years almost dying over and over again.

Traffic Sign Sex

Speechless

Few things freak me out, I'm old and jaded, but this photos really rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, I know it's a costume. Yeah, I know it's not real, but ... that's just ...

Well, I'm speechless and that doesn't happen often.

More Album Covers

I've posted the girls and it's only fair that I post the boys too.

Push Push - Herbie Mann

A guy and his flute. And a YouTube to go with that. The album cover makes me want to take out some tweezers and create some art... 

Taxidermia - Amon Tobin

A guy and his dick. And a YouTube. I'd like to see a guy do this for real though.... 

Beastiality - The Hansome Beasts

A guy and his hog. And a YouTube. There's ... uhm ... well ... a difference between a hog and a hog...

Old Album Covers

Two right and one... Oh so ... Well you be the judge...

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy - Fay Richmonde. 

Can't get much more politically incorrect than that really. I found the song on YouTube and it makes me think of burlesque strip tease. Makes me miss my old sugar daddy too, for a second or two.

Romantica - Martin Denny. 

Nothing says romance as clearly as a guys squeezed against a woman's naked bosom. Forget candle lit dinners at fancy restaurants, just rip her blouse open and give the melons a squeeze. This one can also be found on YouTube. 

Back to the shit! - Millie Jackson. 

So... errr ... uhmm ... if Love Stinks then you're looking in the wrong places. Just sayin'...

Woman claims watching 3D porn made her pregnant. Satire/hoax.

Yeah, people love to think this one is true. It's about Americans and we all "know" how stupid they are right? Wrong. The stupidity is a myth and the "news paper article" is a satire created by Sensacionalista. The woman and the child in the article has nothing to do with it and Sensacionalista have apologized for using the photo without their permission.

The joke is not really about stupid Americans but about stupid people all over the world who think that the article is true. It would be funny, if it wasn't so sad that there are so many idiots in this world.

The Siren - Graveyard

Greek Smoking Ban

There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF.

They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!

A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.

Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at a Greek restaurant...

Look in the ashtray...

The ashtray...

The ashtray!

Jeez... You're worse than the Greeks!