Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Friday, 13 January 2012
Saturday, 7 January 2012
More Album Covers
I've posted the girls and it's only fair that I post the boys too.
Push Push - Herbie Mann
A guy and his flute. And a YouTube to go with that. The album cover makes me want to take out some tweezers and create some art...
Taxidermia - Amon Tobin
A guy and his dick. And a YouTube. I'd like to see a guy do this for real though....
Beastiality - The Hansome Beasts
A guy and his hog. And a YouTube. There's ... uhm ... well ... a difference between a hog and a hog...
Friday, 6 January 2012
Old Album Covers
Two right and one... Oh so ... Well you be the judge...
My Pussy Belongs to Daddy - Fay Richmonde.
Can't get much more politically incorrect than that really. I found the song on YouTube and it makes me think of burlesque strip tease. Makes me miss my old sugar daddy too, for a second or two.
Romantica - Martin Denny.
Nothing says romance as clearly as a guys squeezed against a woman's naked bosom. Forget candle lit dinners at fancy restaurants, just rip her blouse open and give the melons a squeeze. This one can also be found on YouTube.
Back to the shit! - Millie Jackson.
So... errr ... uhmm ... if Love Stinks then you're looking in the wrong places. Just sayin'...
Sunday, 1 January 2012
Greek Smoking Ban
There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF.
They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!
A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at a Greek restaurant...
They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!
A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at a Greek restaurant...
Look in the ashtray...
The ashtray...
The ashtray!
Jeez... You're worse than the Greeks!
Thursday, 29 December 2011
Thou Shalt Never irritate a woman...
Thou Shalt Never irritate a woman, who can operate a backhoe...
Thus endeth the lesson.
Women are Angels...and when someone breaks their wings...
they simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...They are flexible like that...
Tuesday, 27 December 2011
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Thursday, 10 March 2011
Sunday, 13 February 2011
"Oh look, it's the Bluebird of happiness...and what's that he's sayin?"
BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!
It's Friggin' Freezing. There's snow up to my ass, all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit and you want ME to sing?
Like maybe Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm going to fly to Jamaica and smoke dope for the season!!
It's Friggin' Freezing. There's snow up to my ass, all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit and you want ME to sing?
Like maybe Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm going to fly to Jamaica and smoke dope for the season!!
Monday, 7 February 2011
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable…except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, 5-6 at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
12. Definition: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable…except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, 5-6 at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.
12. Definition: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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