Sometimes an innocent Google search....

... will take you places you had never thought existed. It's not that I could never imagine guys stuffing things up their penises, I was looking for penis plugs so the thought is not foreign to me. I've also heard rumours about a guy and his golf ball going down that route too.

But a music cassette? ... I would never have thought it up... never in a million years. Now I wonder who the guy is and what other tricks he has up his sleeve ... uhm dick.

Dick Trick

Take one hard dick and draw stripes with a red lipstick, or a red permanent marker if you don't like the smear. Polish the knob and sprinkle glitter over it for that "magical" effect, then pour one bucket of snow or finely crushed ice over it all. Congratulations! You now have you very own North Pole. =)

Safety tip: Make sure that the man that the dick is attached to is tied up with unbreakable restraints.