"Oh look, it's the Bluebird of happiness...and what's that he's sayin?"

BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!


It's Friggin' Freezing. There's snow up to my ass, all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit and you want ME to sing?
Like maybe Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm going to fly to Jamaica and smoke dope for the season!!