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Few things freak me out, I'm old and jaded, but this photos really rubs me the wrong way. Yeah, I know it's a costume. Yeah, I know it's not real, but ... that's just ...

Well, I'm speechless and that doesn't happen often.

More Album Covers

I've posted the girls and it's only fair that I post the boys too.

Push Push - Herbie Mann

A guy and his flute. And a YouTube to go with that. The album cover makes me want to take out some tweezers and create some art... 

Taxidermia - Amon Tobin

A guy and his dick. And a YouTube. I'd like to see a guy do this for real though.... 

Beastiality - The Hansome Beasts

A guy and his hog. And a YouTube. There's ... uhm ... well ... a difference between a hog and a hog...

Old Album Covers

Two right and one... Oh so ... Well you be the judge...

My Pussy Belongs to Daddy - Fay Richmonde. 

Can't get much more politically incorrect than that really. I found the song on YouTube and it makes me think of burlesque strip tease. Makes me miss my old sugar daddy too, for a second or two.

Romantica - Martin Denny. 

Nothing says romance as clearly as a guys squeezed against a woman's naked bosom. Forget candle lit dinners at fancy restaurants, just rip her blouse open and give the melons a squeeze. This one can also be found on YouTube. 

Back to the shit! - Millie Jackson. 

So... errr ... uhmm ... if Love Stinks then you're looking in the wrong places. Just sayin'...

Woman claims watching 3D porn made her pregnant. Satire/hoax.

Yeah, people love to think this one is true. It's about Americans and we all "know" how stupid they are right? Wrong. The stupidity is a myth and the "news paper article" is a satire created by Sensacionalista. The woman and the child in the article has nothing to do with it and Sensacionalista have apologized for using the photo without their permission.

The joke is not really about stupid Americans but about stupid people all over the world who think that the article is true. It would be funny, if it wasn't so sad that there are so many idiots in this world.

The Siren - Graveyard

Greek Smoking Ban

There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF.

They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!

A Greek law has banned smoking in eateries since 7/1/09.

Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray on the right in this photo taken at a Greek restaurant...

Look in the ashtray...

The ashtray...

The ashtray!

Jeez... You're worse than the Greeks!

Thou Shalt Never irritate a woman...

Thou Shalt Never irritate a woman, who can operate a backhoe...

Thus endeth the lesson. 

 Women are Angels...and when someone breaks their wings...

they simply continue to fly....on a broomstick...They are flexible like that...

How a poorly placed sticker can change everything

Born of Hope and The Hunt for Gollum.

As a LOTR and Tolkien fan I think "Born of Hope" and "The Hunt for Gollum" are great fun. I just wish I had seen them before. I guess that's what happen when you spend too much time under rocks. Both films are from 2009 so that I've missed them are so not cool. Still, they are

Epic

and they are free to watch online. Can't get much better than free ... just sayin'... 

Yeah, I hate Christmas and all that...

But I still think it's a good time to crawl out from under my rock and show some proof of live. My new doctor, good as she is, is also a bit crazy and she's removed all my candy, uhm, my painkillers. I hate that more than I hate Christmas but I do see why I have to go through this shit. The drugs are abusing my heart just a bit too much for comfort. I'm not ready to kick the bucket no matter how much this life annoys me at times.

Yeah, if you've emailed me and is hoping for an answer... don't get your hopes up. I trashes all what was in my mailbox. If it's really important just send me a now mail, and pray to what ever alien you worship. It might work.

A Christmas scam ... please don't fall for this.