Homer Simpson Quotes:
- “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
- "You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."
- "Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
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I peed in a horse once.
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