Woah!

I've finally had a bit of luck in my life. I don't have cancer. If I now only could get on top of everything else I'll be back to my abnormal self again in no time.

Albino Flogged in Black - Stillborn

O, you sweet

Little six-six-sixteen

I'm the salvor of your sisterhood

Stretched thing

Held in leash for daddy

Clench the thong, now honey, clench it good

Shadow blue

The shadow of the oxwhip

Whistling through the dark and kiss my poor child

Slashed sister

Kneel before your Daddy and squeeze

Now honey swallow my pride

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

"Oh look, it's the Bluebird of happiness...and what's that he's sayin?"

BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!


It's Friggin' Freezing. There's snow up to my ass, all the food's covered with
3 feet of this white shit and you want ME to sing?
Like maybe Anne Murray's "Snowbird"? Piss Off!!
Next year, I'm going to fly to Jamaica and smoke dope for the season!!

Sex and Pizza

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable…except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, 5-6 at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. Definition: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Pain.

One of the side effects of my medication is .... wait for it .... PAIN! I didn't want this medication but my doctor insisted. I've tried it before and had to stop taking it because of the pain. Still my doctor thinks it's a great idea for me to start taking it again. How it can be a great idea for someone that's already in massive pain to take a medication that giver even more pain... I don't know or understand. It's time for me to look for another doctor me thinks.

My nerves are blowing
Inside of me my skin burns
I sink my toes on the ground
I wanna quit; but I don't wanna enter another place

I'm marked and wounded, the decaying of my thoughts
The rotten smell on my skin
The cold body, thrown and forgotten

-=[Sepultura]=-

20%

I did the test yesterday and now I wait. The risk of it being cancer is 20% and that's not much but it's still enough to send my thoughts spinning. The risk is 1 in 5, what if I'm that 1? Do I have what it takes to deal with cancer on top of everything else I'm dealing with now? ... I don't know and that's why I have to be one of the 4.

Safe and Sound - Chris Cornell

Think of a place you could believe in whatever you want

Not keep it secret, have to risk your life just to be yourself

A place where you'll walk safely no matter your colour or age

More than the greed of you and me besides the fate of the day

I've never seen but I believe in a promised land