The Geek and the Slut

I don't know how many times I've heard geeks complain about how difficult it is for them to get laid. My personal opinion has always been that it's not that the girls don't like them, they are simply doing it wrong. The geeks have never belied me or listened to my advice about how to get laid, but now I have evidence that supports my case.

Meet the geek and slut:

See what's wrong with the picture?
He's fondling the machine not the slut. A whole world of opportunities lies before him and he's more concerned with the copy than the real deal.