5 Days until Christmas.
A paparazzi spotted Santa with this woman in a vacation paradise.
Mrs Claus has filed for divorce stating: "Enough is enough. I'm tired of his partying
and all the women he has on the side. I want half of all and I'm taking the house and the yacht."
Mr Santa Claus said; "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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