Santa Sightings. (16)

Santa is now wanted world wide and the criminal charges are stacking up. Break in and entry, armed robbery, sexual harassment, attempted murder, spreading classified information and co-working with Julian Assange, spreading bad checks, statutory rape, driving with a suspended license, wearing white after labour day, animal cruelty, defying the laws of physics and bribing Dick Cheney. Unconfirmed rumours also links Mr Santa Claus to Al-Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden.
"Santa is public enemy #1" says a source within the Pentagon. "He has to be stopped at all costs or life as we know it on earth will be gone within a year."