Wednesday 22 December 2010

Santa Sightings. (12)

3 days until Christmas.
Santa is caught on tape as he robs a bank.
"He acted like a mad man," says an eye witness, "He had to be high on drugs."

"My 3 year old had brought his piggy bank to put money on his account for the first time," says Sandy Hill with tears in her eyes. "Santa smashed the piggy bank and took the money.
How do I explain this to my son? Santa is Evil!"

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